Thursday, 4 March 2010

American One Liners

One goldfish says to the other "If there's no God, who changes our water every week?"
It's not who you know, it's whom you know.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.
Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.