Rules For Ensemble Players

If you are completely lost, stop everyone and say, "I think we should tune."

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If everyone gets lost except you, follow those who get lost.

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Markings for slurs, dynamics and ornaments should not be observed. They are only there to embellish the score.

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Take your time turning pages.

Rules For Ensemble Players

Everyone should play the same piece.

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Happy are those who have not perfect pitch, for the kingdom of music is theirs.

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Carefully tune your instrument before playing. That way you can play out of tune all night with a clear conscience.

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Stop at every repeat sign, and discuss in detail whether to take the repeat. The audience will love this a lot!

Rules For Ensemble Players

A wrong note played timidly is a wrong note. A wrong note played with authority is an interpretation.

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When everyone else has finished playing, you should not play any notes you have left. If you have notes left over, please play them on the way home.

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If you play a wrong note, give a nasty look to one of your partners.