Monday, 1 June 2009
Elephant Story
AFRICAN ELEPHANTFrom the diary of a Pre-School Teacher
My five year old students are learning to read,
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in
a zoo book and said,
"Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"
I took a deep breath, then asked...
"What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin elephant! It says so on the picture!"
AND SO IT DOES..........
Brainteaser - Yesterday's Answer
Yesterday's brainteaser was a mathmatical problem, in which readers were asked to calculate the weight of a brick.
The Answer was
A single brick weighs 2kg
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Well done to those who got the correct answer!
Definitions
Mosquito
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Nail Polish
Part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner,blush etc. which ironically make Mum look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp'.
Overstuffed Recliner
Mum's nickname for dad.
Ow
The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Nail Polish
Part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner,blush etc. which ironically make Mum look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp'.
Overstuffed Recliner
Mum's nickname for dad.
Ow
The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
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