Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Mother Goose




Definitions

Paradox
Two physicians

Park
Before children, a verb meaning 'to go somewhere and neck.' After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing and a slide.

Polygon
A dead parrot.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Maxine's World


Thought For Today

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
Thomas Wentworth Higginson

Church Signs