American Law And Disorder

Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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Attorney: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
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Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8.30 p.m.
Attorney: And Mr Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Witness: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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