A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
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Follow your dreams, except for the one where your naked at work.
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In an argument, the woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Which one of these is a non-smoking lifeboat?
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I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
